You know. The Kraken was the kind of animal a guy can really get behind. Huge, powerful, obviously fearsome and capable of destroying things and killing things and making a real bad name for itself ( Read more... )

( This might get long.. Also, it could be contrived as gory. Read at your own discretion. )

Alright, kiddos, it's the Christmas season, and since I'm feeling jolly this time of year, there'll be drink sales until the 25th down at Wildkat.

Today's sale is buy one, get one half off of drinks. Until I say otherwise.

...So, hurry in.

I hope all Novembers aren't going to be like that.

[LAST NIGHT (and a few nights before that) IN ONE OF THE DORM COMMON ROOMS... Every so often the silence of night was punctuated by very loud AUUUUUGHS and NNNOOOOOS and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOINGS ( Read more... )

Hey LOSERS. Guess what day it is?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. It's my BIRTHDAY. I expect you all to give me some good presents. Preferably gold and/or money. Maybe some garlic on the side.

[The setting: tonight. It has been raining. a lot. Like, way more than usual. But, it's kind of nice if you're into that sort of thing. It does have it's downsides ( Read more... )

Hey dudes!

Who's up for a camping trip? I got the arena booked on friday and I've got a nice campground programmed in. Gotta be nicer than camping in the cold at this time of year, huh? Anyone game?

[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that ( Read more... )

Classes resume as normal 'tis week, since I be gettin' better before I sail out. woe ye've all be doin' ye cabinboy chores, next tavern be goin' to be off wit' a BANG!

[Private to Jeff and Ness]avast, thar i reckon bin worked out most 'o th' kinks 'o th' machine 'n we'll be able to be off back to normal to'morrow. Would have be much faster if ( Read more... )

DO NOT REPLY HERE UNLESS YOUR CHARACTER HAS NOT BEEN ADDEDIf they have not, post here so we can give them a proper tag ( Read more... )